A beautiful day

Today i woke up with the most unbearable stomach ache. Im a week and a half into this trip, and i have a about a weeks and a half of Aussie food that cant seem to finds its way out of my body. so i figured that the ungodly pain was food trying to drill a new sphincter as an exit. This happens to me every time i go to a new location of extended living, but my body's food-disassembly line usually only goes on strike for about a week and never this long. This is probably the point in your reading where you are saying to yourself, "is he really going to go into detail about his constipation?" so before you give up on me for the day, there is no need to worry. Instead of focusing on the problem, lets focus on the solution.

The solution here is motivation:

Motivational posters are there for everyone in their different varieties of need. Sure they help with your mental drive, but in a physical situation you are going to require tangible assistance.

This is where hungry jack's comes in.

Hungry Jack's, Like burger king is the best over the counter laxative you can get your hands on in the southern hemisphere. If you need help, you need Hungry Jack's.

The burger shown below is called "the Aussie". This is one of the largest burgers i have ever eaten without a prescription. You don't want to fuck around with this bad boy. In addition to the typical American ingredients on a burger, this bad-ass also includes a fried egg, three slices of beets, and basically half a hog worth of bacon. I applied the burger about 30 minutes ago and i can already feel it working. so take my advice, and stay motivated. don't let foreign food shock get you down when there is something around that has just enough American influence in it to save the day.

As you can tell, not much of an exciting day. I we'll be headed to the blue mountains this Saturday to mess with some kangaroos, koalas, wombats, dingos, and the most feared species, the Australian female. Steve Irwin would be so proud.

as for the other posts, the South Park video isn't working at the moment because they are working on the site i got it from. Also, i apologize for all of my grammatical errors. I don't really have time to go back and correct these things, i just try to do my stream of conscience writing and press "post".

good day to you all, we will "meat" again to celebrate the birth of my food baby...